Bucket

Everyone's making bucket lists. Coincidentally, I made a bucket list!

NB: I am an individual and don't do things cos they're fashionable

1. Become free of mental illness
2. Learn to drive so I can be more prepared for number 3
3. Reproduce
4. Walk between Carlisle and Newcastle in either-not-both direction in 1 calendar day
5. Enter the Southern Hemisphere
6. Be the highest person in England as measured by whether I'm on the top of Scafell Pike and everyone else in England isn't
7. Go to a Major League Baseball game preferably a Toronto one
8. See QPR win a Premier League match
9. Be individually praised for my workwork by someone above Head of Department level
10. Be Mensa chess champion (should this turn out to be really difficult I may settle for Sell champion)
11. Be president of the Northumbria Chess Association
12. Be able to checkmate with bishop+knight vs. king
13. Learn Oracle
14. Know all the capitals of all the countries in all the world
15. Collect a penny from every year since decimalisation
16. Run 5 kilometres in 25 minutes
17. Run 1 mile in 7 minutes
18. Camp in Wimbledon Park to get Centre Court tickets
19. Be able to tell the difference between Costa Rican, Colombian and Brazilian coffee by taste
20. Have a bit of music that I write get used in a video game
21. Advance the theory of mathematics in some way
22. Advance the practice of barbershop harmony in some way
23. Perform in Hall One and be the only one singing/playing my part
24. Play trombone at a level above total beginner
25. NaNoWriMo
26. Comprehend a whole foreign-language radio program
27. Live somewhere south of Yorkshire
28. Fix my feet
29. Fix my asthma
30. Fix my inability to pee when there are people in the same room and I'm not drunk
31. Have sex in a moving vehicle (air/water craft count)
32. Reduce my pile of dirty laundry to 0

32 is enough for now. I may add more. Bye!