NB: I am an individual and don't do things cos they're fashionable
- Become free of mental illness
- Learn to drive so I can be more prepared for number 3
- Reproduce
- Walk between Carlisle and Newcastle in either-not-both direction in 1 calendar day
- Enter the Southern Hemisphere
- Be the highest person in England as measured by whether I'm on the top of Scafell Pike and everyone else in England isn't
- Go to a Major League Baseball game preferably a Toronto one
- See QPR win a Premier League match
- Be individually praised for my workwork by someone above Head of Department level
Be Mensa chess champion (should this turn out to be really difficult I may settle for Sell champion)- Be president of the Northumbria Chess Association
- Be able to checkmate with bishop+knight vs. king
- Learn Oracle
- Know all the capitals of all the countries in all the world
Collect a penny from every year since decimalisationRun 5 kilometres in 25 minutes- Run 1 mile in 7 minutes
- Camp in Wimbledon Park to get Centre Court tickets
- Be able to tell the difference between Costa Rican, Colombian and Brazilian coffee by taste
- Have a bit of music that I write get used in a video game
- Advance the theory of mathematics in some way
- Advance the practice of barbershop harmony in some way
Perform in Hall One and be the only one singing/playing my part- Play trombone at a level above total beginner
- NaNoWriMo
- Comprehend a whole foreign-language radio program
- Live somewhere south of Yorkshire
- Fix my feet
- Fix my asthma
- Fix my inability to pee when there are people in the same room and I'm not drunk
- Have sex in a moving vehicle (air/water craft count)
- Reduce my pile of dirty laundry to 0
32 is enough for now. I may add more. Bye!